7:30am - Bathroom - Husband showering
Me: Honey, why don't I get you some medicine so you can get it into your system right away. What do you want?
Him: 2 Advil & 2 Sudafed
Me: Here ya go (holding them in my hand and jutting my hand into the shower)
Him: I can't grab them from you, they'll dissolve in my hand
Me: OK, here, I'll just put them in your mouth.
Him: Wait! No! I can't take them yet, I don't have a drink. I can't take pills if I don't have a drink.
Me: (sympathetic look for the overall pathetically sick husband who's also in the middle of 2 weeks of finals) Why don't you just turn around. You're standing in a room of water.
Him: Oh. Yeah.