Me - Ugh. Something is wrong with this garlic bread.
B - Really? Mine tasted fine.
Me - (sniffs bread) Ugh, it tastes... off. Like plasticy or something? I don't know. Maybe my taste buds are off.
B - Yeah, maybe.
Me - (more bites) Ugh, no, something is wrong, this does NOT taste like the garlic bread we usually make. The garlic powder must be bad or something, I don't know.
B - Could it be the salt?
Me - I don't think so. I mean, you just used butter, salt, and garlic powder, right?
B - Yeah.
Me - I even thought it smelled weird when I opened the toaster over. (One last ditch effort at a bite) Ugh! I can't eat this. Something's wrong, it really doesn't taste good.
Realization that the garlic powder label looks just like another spice in
our spice cabinet... run over to the cabinet.
Me - BABY!! GAH!!! YOU MADE ONION BREAD!!!!!! GROSS!
B - What??? No I didn't.
Me - Yes! You did! Look! The ONION POWDER is at the front of all the spices. UGH! HOW did you not notice that, you ate TWO pieces!
B - Huh. Still tasted good!
Me - Blech! No, it didn't. I can't believe you made onion bread.