Conversation while entering the movie theater last night - directly after handing the lady our tickets.
B - I just had a realization
S - Yeah?
B - I just became officially married, right now, right at this moment.
S - What? Why?
B - It's a Friday. I'm alone with my wife. And we're seeing a MUSICAL instead of the latest Batman movie, which is playing right next door.
S - Do you feel like your penis just feel off?
B - Yeah... I kinda do.
I told him that I was going to report this hysterical conversation to blog land and he said that I should, as a warning to all of the other pre-married men out there. I didn't break it to him that no pre-married men read the website, but that's ok.
For the record, except for the first 20 minutes which I found annoying, Mamma Mia ROOOCKED!! I mean, you really have to like color and dance and jazz hands, but if you do, you're totally set. Also, Meryl Streep can apparently do anything as I had no idea she was a singer, and she kicked the crap out of those songs. (B liked it too, but I'm sure he'll never admit that to you)