If you're thinking to yourself that I look significantly bigger than my last picture, you're not crazy. I had a little Pop and everyone is noticing. But you should appreciate these pictures because it's the one time a week I spend an hour blowing my hair dry and putting on makeup. It's ridiculous the sacrifices I make for you all.
And in honor of the little Pop, we're headed to the outlets to hopefully find some deals at the teeny tiny maternity store they have there. The little town we live in doesn't believe in pregnant people, so I've been rocking one of four outfits any time I've left the house in the last few months. Luckily I don't leave the house that much. After that we also get to see Z, who is quite literally about to pop as she's only 2 weeks away from her due date. Everyone I know is pregnant, I would seriously double up on your birth control if you're friends with me.
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Alright, I'm going to go ahead and leave the inappropriate comment:
Your tummy hasn't even overtaken your boobs for most "sticky-outy feature" on your body. Does this even count? Seriously, start eating more. And come to our party tonight. And have fun telling everyone else who reads this blog that while my comment may have offended all of them,it surely didn't offend you. Have fun shopping!
Yeah, is it crass to say: nice tits!
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