Thursday, July 16, 2009

Guess who used to work at a natural history museum?

B calls me on his cell while wandering around the mall at lunch:

B - Hey

Me - Hey

B - What are you doing?

Me - Digesting. I ate too much for lunch. I keep forgetting that my appetite has reverted to it's normal level and I'm not needing to eat everything in the kitchen anymore. What are you doing?

B - Wandering around the mall. I finished my lunch early and wanted to get out of the office.

Me - Ah.

B - Hey! The have a fossil store here!

Me - A fossil store?

B - Yeah.

Me - Are you serious??

B - Yeah.

Me - Why would they have a fossil store, I've never even heard of that before. Besides, there's this whole ethical thing with selling fossils. I mean, I don't think it's illegal, but I know Warren was super against it.

B - Huh?

Me - The fossil store. It's like a store that has trilobites in rocks, right?

B - HA! No. FOSSIL, like the name brand. They sell watches and stuff.

Me - OOOOOOOOOooooo!!!! FOSSIL. Got it. Well that's not interesting at all.

B - Sorry.


feather nester said...

LMAO! I'm sorry, that whole conversation is just so you.

Ouiser said...

i am laughing so hard. mostly because i knew exactly where that one was headed.

you guys are the best.

Megan said...

That is hilarious! Your too funny.

Anonymous said...

That is truly classic!


die Frau said...

I did not see that coming, but I love it.

T and his friend Josh told me guys look at watches the same way women look at shoes, so I get B's excitement. :-)

Red said...

This def made me chuckle out loud and smile at my computer! Thanks!
You look fabulous...

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