Friend - I haven't seen you in a while, how has your back been holding up with the pregnancy?
Me - Oh, pretty good, considering. I have a few hours a day of good work-time in me, but the rest of the time I'm mostly on the couch. I watch a lot of TV lately.
Friend - Oh yeah? Like A Baby Story and Maternity Ward!!
Me - Ummmm.... noooooo.... more like several hour marathons of Law & Order and Bones. I hate the baby shows, but I'm all about the crime dramas.