The conclusion of a discussion B and I had about the possibility of having 3 kids, specifically what it would be like to have 3 girls:
B - I have these visions of you surrounded by three girls, and there is SO. MUCH. SQUEALING. I've learned recently that no matter how old you all get, the squealing never goes away. Also, you're all surrounded by tampons. They're just strewn everywhere.
Me - You think that's what it's like having three girls?
B - Yeah. And everyone is saying the word "vagina." And then I sigh, pour a scotch, and have to leave the room.
Me - I think you have the picture of a 1970s women's empowerment home study group confused with our potential future family.
B - No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.