Winner

Santa hasn't come yet, but I can say with a fair amount of confidence that I know what his gift wrapping is going to look like. And since I assaulted your eyes yesterday with all the uncomfortable nudity and guns, I thought I'd make amends by showing you what came in the mail from Ouiser to Charlotte.

Please notice the Paul & Linda McCartney newsprint and the so cool card that's actually a library slip, all wrapped with baker's twine. Killing me with it's awesomeness!!