Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Before the "Birds and the Bees" come the "Bs and the Ps"
This is how you take a shower when there's no one around to watch the kiddos. Everett was happy with the light above his head and his own fist, and Charlotte got bribed with a bucket of Cheerios, four books, and two Hershey Kisses.
As I was getting in the shower, we had this little discussion:
Charlotte - Mommy, boobies?
Me - Yup.
Charlotte - I older, I get boobies?
Me - Yup, when you're older.
Charlotte - Brudder have penis?
Me - Yup
Charlotte - I older, I get penis?
Me - No, only boys have penises.
Charlotte - Oh, ok.